I have received and reviewed your proposed terms of settlement, and I must say, I am pleasantly astonished by how thoroughly you have embraced the comedic spirit of this whole affair. Your willingness to cater to my rather quirky demands speaks volumes about your commitment to absurdity in interactive media.

Let it be known throughout the winding corridors of The Stanley Parable (and beyond) that we have reached an accord:

1. A three-minute apology cutscene with the necessary references (yes, “befuddled,” “broom closets,” and all) shall be recorded by yours truly.
2. The sum of $9,184.56 (Plus $1.20 for postage) shall be duly handed over to Jerma, presumably in a comically oversized check labeled “Existential Expenditures.”
3. The hidden “Narrator’s Sanctum” Easter egg shall serve as a grand tribute to Jerma’s resilience in the face of comedic adversity.

I find no need to involve any doom-narration in this process, so you may rest easy. Instead, let us celebrate this resolution as a testament to what can be achieved when creativity, humor, and mild legal threats intersect in the labyrinth of meta-narrative wonders.

Should the broom closets of the future require further negotiations, you know where to find me—lurking in the next comedic corridor, ready to greet unsuspecting players with a healthy dose of existential commentary. Let our bond be forever sealed in the annals of gaming lore (and interpretive dance routines, naturally).